Friday, February 02, 2007

ETERNAL BLAME

Ever feel that our kids' innocent and vulnerable minds are being corrupted by INSIDIOUS AND SUBLIMINAL GAY PROPAGANDA PROPOGATED BY A DEVIANT BEATNIK MAFIOSO? No, me neither, but these God-fearing Bible belters clearly do.

What I like best about this page is not just the inspired use of parenthisis: Elton John (really gay), Marilyn Manson (dark gay), George Michael (Texan), but also the rather arbitrary logic which classifies Lisa Loeb and Wilson Phillips as threats to the very moral foundations of society whilst categorising androgynous cabaret provocateurs the Dresden Dolls under the safe list.

In a suitably McCarthyist gesture, you can even shop gay artists yourself by emailing the site. Let's hope no-one tips them off about those Sir Cliff rumours.

1 comment:

Will said...

Weirdly enough, I actually emailed him some suggestions the other week to see if I could turn the list into even more of a nonsense than it already is. I suggested he added Beenie Man, Sizzla and Guns N' Roses. Subversive, eh?


[he didn't add them]