This Charmless Cam

Every time I start to think my visceral hatred of David Cameron might just be beginning to thaw, he goes and ruins it with a nauseatingly smug stunt like this.

Perhaps now Dave knows Morrissey is on-message with regards to his party's hardline immigration policy he'll look to recruit him as part of his own "government of all the talents" once elected, mirroring Nick Clegg's rather bewildering appointment of Brian Eno as youth adviser. As a taster for what to expect, check out Moz's three-point manifesto to heal "Broken Britain".