'IT WAS A GOOD CAR, UNTIL I GOT SHOT IN IT'

Here is me with widely-ridiculed Radio 1 DJ Tim Westwood. You will see how he is trying to initiate me in the ways of the 'hood', and how I succeed in merely looking slightly awkward. Behind us is the blinged-up Westwood team van, with an estimated £50,000 of gear installed, including swivelling, airline-style captain chairs and an impractically large sound system. It beggars belief. Once I get around to transcribing the interview, I will post some of his best quotes on here...